Update: 'This is my favorite update ever!': Son forced to deal with mother's $1,200 sticky fingers at a hotel ends up having the most wholesome twist

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    UPDATE: "I start in on the [fake] dementia story, he stops me.... 'I first met your mother in 1982 when I started working here..."
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    Posted by u/Competitive_Oil5227 2 hours ago My mother has sticky fingers, an update.
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    To recap, my mom stole a very large and very expensive vase from her hotel suite. The hotel added it to her bill and sent it back to me to return.
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    I took all your advice and walked into the hotel with the full intention of claiming my mum has dementia and didn't know what she was doing. And honestly
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    with the size of the vase it seemed very plausible. I also knew to ask for the shift manager and had worried that I was about to go down to felony theft.
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    I put a paper check in my wallet, just in case I ended up having to pay for something and put on my nice overcoat.
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    The entire drive downtown I was cursing my mother. But anyone on here with an 83 year old stereotypical Jewish mom will know that sometimes you just
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    have to do things as the fallout from her would be worse than anything a hotel could dish out. The front desk fellow couldn't have been nicer. When I
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    gestured to the box he didn't even ask why I needed to see the shift manager, just asked me to wait while he was paged.
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    The shift manager arrives, I open the box and display the vase inside. It still had a post it that said 'please call me love mom' on it. Before I
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    even got half of my story out he excuses himself and disappears. The desk fellow walks over and asks if I'd like to sit down and
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    takes me to this little area with a desk and offers me coffee. I'm now imagining that the police have been called and I'm triple cursing my mom.
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    In walks in a fellow who is the hotel general manager. 'I hear that Mrs. X has sent the case back. Is everything ok?'
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    I start in on the dementia story, he stops me....'I first met your mother in 1982 when I started working here. There was a young boy who had climbed into the lobby fountain and
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    was about to urinate on the statue and your mother asked me to fish him out as she was wearing difficult shoes. I am guessing that was you?'
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    I'm confused, but tell the fellow that was my brother and the story had become a family legend.
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    'She has a hobby of removing things during her stay and we have historically just added them to her bill. Am I to take it she does not want to keep this?'
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    I'm thinking ….... how much money has she spent on stolen towels and other hotel . And all I can do is thank the fellow for looking out for her. He follows up
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    with 'when she was here last year I worried that may be be the last time we would see her. It made my Christmas the day I saw her reservation request'.
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    Which was about the nicest way anyone could ever say 'your mom is very old'. I'll be checking her luggage next time.
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    Tyl3rt - 2 hr. ago I love that this turned into a 41 year cat and mouse game your mom and that GM have been playing. Very lucky he has been understanding.
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    Gullible_Toe9909 · 3 min. ago Any hotel that keeps the same general manager for 40+ years, and is still in business, seems like a really awesome place to stay.
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    Texas RebelBear - 2 hr. ago Wow, what a great story! Another family anecdote to pass down to your children and nieces and nephews. Love it!
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    OkMushroom 7086 1 hr. ago This is my favorite update ever!
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    CunnyMaggots. 45 min. ago Lol that turned out so much better than I thought it would! I'm glad it was a happy ending.

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